David Letterman can’t stop us.
The late-night legend retired in 2015, however he received’t keep out of the highlight. His long-running Netflix showcase, “My Subsequent Visitor Wants No Introduction,” has stored him busy since 2018.
Subsequent up? He’ll be part of President Joe Biden for a fundraising occasion to fill the chief’s depleted coffers.
David Letterman to headline Biden fundraiser with Hawaii governor https://t.co/lwXLb2zdRp pic.twitter.com/I2UrFWuRfj
— New York Submit (@nypost) July 20, 2024
Many DNC donors have closed their checkbooks to Biden, hoping he’ll let one other Democrat tackle Donald Trump this fall.
Biden has hunkered down regardless of information stories saying he’s mulling an exit technique. Enter Letterman, who thinks his superstar cache can reverse Biden’s downward development.
Why? We’re glad you requested.
Listed below are the Prime 10 causes Letterman is headlining a July 29 Biden fundraiser...
Quantity 10: All of the cool late-night hosts are shredding their credibility this manner.
Quantity 9: You assume beard trimmings are low cost?
Quantity 8: Biden by no means flashed him or kicked him within the head.
Quantity 7: Needs knowledgeable tips about how one can sniff his feminine workers.
Quantity 6: Craves new Corn Pop tales.
Quantity 5: He by no means preferred that Clooney man within the first place.
Quantity 4: Zero probability snipers are focusing on Biden when a stiff wind would possibly suffice.
Quantity 3: Needs Dr. Jill Biden to take a look at his achy tennis elbow.
Quantity 2: Hopes the President indicators his, “I’m With the Huge Man” T-shirt.
And the No 1 purpose Letterman is headlining a Biden fundraiser … he wants a Hunter Biden unique to hold over his hearth.
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